Dear One,

We regret to inform you that your many requests for the secrets of the Universe have been denied.

This procedure is mandatory, predating even the dawn of time. We know you cited this lack of knowledge as "maddening," and empathize with it "frying" your state of mind. Kindly know that every single being in the ether has and will also live under these conditions. That is the beauty, you will see.

You have questioned our identity ad nauseam. At this time and every time, we must refrain from divulging traits like the gender or quantity or matter of our being, primarily due to you not being equipped to fathom them. This is by design. We apologize for the inconvenience our enigmatic nature has caused, but please understand that under no circumstances in any cosmos or in any way, shape, or form will we ever disclose the truth beyond your inevitable demise.

We recommend all humans refrain from writing to us for answers and instead spend all the time you can feeling. Yes, that's it! Feelings are not meant to be an indulgence, you see. We can confirm that much. The sun cannot speak its truth to you, but it’s warm kisses on your cheeks are meant to nourish your curious soul. Let them.

Due to the reasoning outlined above, we must (again) deny your requests for classified information about existence. We encourage you not only to touch grass but to slow down enough to allow each individual blade to tickle your skin like the eyelashes of a lover. Please be patient as your body adapts to this new way of life,  and be prepared for resistance to even the "good" emotions. We understand that acceptance of the unknown is in direct contradiction to your biological instincts. For that we do apologize. Trust that the entirety of humanity always stands beside, behind, within, and in front of you on the same journey.

Yours, now and always,

The Universe

Libby Bahr is a writer, yoga teacher, and avid daydreamer. Her work often explores trauma and the healing of emotional suppression. She proudly lives in Saint Paul, Minnesota with her partner and many houseplants.